Massive Hookland Attraction Database
Ub Iwerks' something-singing photo of Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse
Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse
November 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Before chugging this attraction, experience something shorter.
- Contains imaginary illusions that may panic service animals.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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