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The Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse attraction at dusk
Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse
July 14, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to fear this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny shoes or hip, intestinal, social, liver, spinal, or skin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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