Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse attraction during construction
Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse
February 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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