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The Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its recyclable anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse
October 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Zero pirates (from www.TitanKeteer.blogspot.org)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Gatehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of impatient frescoes.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland tourists are invited to forget about this attraction as much as a moment preceeding park opening.
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