Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Flowerhouse attraction, May 15, 2001, 7:08 p.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Flowerhouse
October 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Flowerhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23 nanoseconds.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to have precision specticles.
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