Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse attraction, March 31, 2013, 5:48 p.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse
January 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're private)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and melt.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 55".
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- The comment about brushes is a movie reference.
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