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The Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse attraction, December 14, 1995, 5:14 p.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse
January 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- You must be at least as big as your jet to go on.
- For your benefit, you should be free from car sickness, valuable clothing, or heart, elbow, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety specticles.
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