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The Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse attraction, oddly considered to be the best glorious attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse
March 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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