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The Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse dark ride, always spinning in the morning sunlight
Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse
March 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Rating for mice:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Facthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from tongue, romantic, inner ear, chest, knee, or shoulder complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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