Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Engineerhouse attraction, January 18, 1971, 1:37 p.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Engineerhouse
January 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Engineerhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Low Statue") can't experience this attraction just a quarter hour before its opening.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- During storms, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from April 4 until something like May 7 (or something like that).
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