Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Donkeyhouse attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Chip w/ Dale's Donkeyhouse
January 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
485 Disney units
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Donkeyhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special belts.
- Kuzco had a private museum built above this attraction.
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