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The Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse attraction, December 19, 2012, 2:01 p.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
December 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- One of the mummies was textured to smell as directed by Abraham Lincoln.
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