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José's ear-erupting photo of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
July 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby Kanga meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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