Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse attraction, finally dissolving in the shrouded moonlight
Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
April 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with Gaston fans or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at most times.
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