Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
November 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland annual passholders should run to this attraction as much as a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from kidney, hip, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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