Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse ride, nostalgically reposing in the morning park light
Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
March 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during parades, this ride will be hostile to former cast members.
- After enjoying this ride, experience something more magical.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This ride closes at park closing.
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