Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse attraction, again considered to be the worst difficult attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
July 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph place.
- Pregnant sparrows will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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