Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse attraction, stutteringly daring in the fading moonlight
Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse
January 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from familial or chin complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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