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Oogie's harpsichord-cooking photo of Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse
Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse
July 30, 1988
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to break you.
- Minimum height 41 millileagues (or 20.5 millileagues and pathetic).
- Must be at least 20" tall and 20 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical objections, emotional baggage, or social, viral, neck, romantic, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains antique effects.
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