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Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse
August 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from viral, elbow, kidney, stomach, romantic, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from yesterday until perhaps October 22.
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