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Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse
January 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (by Horace Horsecollar)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Cartoonhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 35".
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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