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The Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only speedy attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only speedy attraction at Disneyland

Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1975
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: X mouse ears

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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