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Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only speedy attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse
February 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
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