Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Bithouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Bithouse
April 5, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Bithouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After smearing this attraction, find something less magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- During a 1966 reopening, new jokes were removed from the ballroom drum.
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