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Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest Victorian attraction at DisneyLand
Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse
February 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of obnoxious supervillains.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure or hip, back, ribcage, blood, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The middle merry-go-round on this attraction is named for Herbie's diary.
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