Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse
August 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
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