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The Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest bloody attraction at DisneyLand
Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse
February 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Biscuithouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to dancing Brigham Young impersonators.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times.
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