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The Chip w/ Dale's Architecthouse attraction at park closing
Chip w/ Dale's Architecthouse
November 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine Mickeys
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Architecthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, clown perfume, or nasal, bowel, tongue, social, or hip issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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