Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip w/ Dale's Architecthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Architecthouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Architecthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant parents can run away.
- Contains exploding effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a supernatural attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate blasters.
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