Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Treetoucan attraction during repairs
Chip or Dale's Treetoucan
January 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're nonsensical)
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip or Dale's Treetoucan is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- After biting this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve heads.
Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
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