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The Chip or Dale's Treesomething attraction during refurbishment
Chip or Dale's Treesomething
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Treesomething is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a gem to keep your eyes open.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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