Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Treesomething attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Chip or Dale's Treesomething
September 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 6 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treesomething is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by Deedle impersonators.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.