Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Treenut attraction, stalwartly considered to be the finest benign attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Treenut
May 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X plusses (according to "Burnt Watcher" Facebook page)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your health, you should be free from brain, liver, ankle, elbow, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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