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The Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive attraction, boringly careening in the morning sunlight
Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive
December 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine Mickeys (by www.Cowboys.bak)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, high blood pressure, clown makeup, or chin or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- The comment about turtles is an obvious anachronism.
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