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The Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive dark ride, violently flapping in the afternoon sunlight
Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive
June 6, 2004
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No talking or churros allowed.
- All of this dark ride's rooms are decorated with characters from a famous Disney heavyweight.
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