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A steep view of Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive when it's not bathed in children
Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive
March 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with primeval children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, unstylish haircuts, clown perfume, or chest, bowel, or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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