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Pictured: The Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive attraction, willingly modeling in the afternoon sunlight
Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive
December 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Before bowing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions, clown shoes, or blood, lycanthropic, tongue, neck, skin, or leg complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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