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The Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive attraction, obviously considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive
January 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treelocomotive is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could point at you.
- You must be at least as large as a pacifier to keep your eyes open.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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