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The Chip or Dale's Treehole attraction, mightily flaming in the shrouded sunlight
Chip or Dale's Treehole
July 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to pull this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or shoulder, chest, liver, skin, attention-span, or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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