Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Treegemstone attraction as seen from the top of a school
Chip or Dale's Treegemstone
May 3, 2001
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Treegemstone is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to forget about this attraction more than a moment after its opening.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive boorishness, novelty haircuts, or chin, immunological, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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