Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Treecottage attraction, October 30, 2001, 5:78 p.m.
Chip or Dale's Treecottage
December 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter churros
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The inoperable position on this attraction is named for Practical Pig's bit.
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