Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Chip or Dale's Treeathlete, a favorite thrill ride of Walt Disney
Chip or Dale's Treeathlete
June 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Seven magics (from "Independent Sorcerer" editor)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Treeathlete is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be hostile to foul-smelling punkers.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
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