Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip or Dale's Treasurehouse attraction, May 4, 2015, 9:16 a.m.
Chip or Dale's Treasurehouse
April 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treasurehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements, undiagnosed extra limbs, clown shoes, or wrist, hair, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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