Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Toyhouse attraction, abominably grinning in the afternoon sunlight
Chip or Dale's Toyhouse
October 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Toyhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland bloggers might try to repeatedly ride this attraction half a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, inappropriate boorishness, '50s haircuts, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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