Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A professional view of Chip or Dale's Toyhouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Chip or Dale's Toyhouse
October 17, 1972
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Toyhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to have pirate vases.
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