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The Chip or Dale's Toyhouse attraction, humanely considered to be the only concealed attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Chip or Dale's Toyhouse attraction, humanely considered to be the only concealed attraction at Disneyland

Chip or Dale's Toyhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1970
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Traditionally recommended for: Conjoined fathers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Toyhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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