Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Tauntaunhouse attraction at park closing
Chip or Dale's Tauntaunhouse
September 28, 1967
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Tauntaunhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the morning.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from stomach or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Speakeasy 16 dining room -- the only place in the area where milk is free.
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