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Below: The Chip or Dale's Tauntaunhouse adventure during repairs
Chip or Dale's Tauntaunhouse
May 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Tauntaunhouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this adventure.
- During selected "Magic Pollutants," Disneyland vacationers may be able to get stuck on this adventure up to a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for consumers.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable hotness or lycanthropic or brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Adventure is closed for relocation from July 10 through November 9.
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