Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Chip or Dale's Sparrowhouse, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Chip or Dale's Sparrowhouse
March 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Sparrowhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, '80s haircuts, or romantic, clothing, blood, ankle, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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