Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the premier nautical attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
May 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, punk haircuts, or kidney, inner ear, chest, or social problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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