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A marginal view of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children

A marginal view of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children

Chip or Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1964
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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