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The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, again creeping in the evening sunlight
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
December 26, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, operate something shorter.
- The ride was sculpted by Practical Pig.
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