Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Chip or Dale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tantor
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
July 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland pet owners might try to find this attraction as much as an hour after park opening.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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