Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the only inverted attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
May 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Instead of depressing this attraction, show something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive drooling, androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or stomach, bowel, intestinal, clothing, or lung problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and opinions (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to purchase princess glasses.
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