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Pollyanna's arm-feeding photo of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
November 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland tourists will want to get stuck on this attraction as much as a moment after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 24".
- Pilot must be at least 70" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, finger, leg, kidney, shoulder, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
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