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A hidden view of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in escape
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
May 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your benefit, you should be free from cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at all times.
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