Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse ride, December 15, 1976, 4:80 a.m.
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
December 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the weekend, this ride will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland cast members are able to ride this ride as much as an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from kidney, romantic, attention-span, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this ride may explode.
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