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The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its undead anniversary
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
June 13, 1978
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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