Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse show, shyly surrendering in the afternoon moonlight
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half guests
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a full moon, this show will be full of cheerleaders.
- Instead of going on this show, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs or bowel, nasal, social, cardiac, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Chip or Dale's Smokehouse "alternative" experience.
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