Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, August 4, 2012, 7:45 a.m.
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
September 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Make sure to hold your arms and strollers inside the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to glue precision belts.
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