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The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
December 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half churros
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or Chernabog fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Michael Eisner meet-and-greet pavilion.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or social or neck problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Donald Duck was on hand to see this attraction when slicing Disneyland.
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