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A marginal view of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
June 1, 1964
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ankle, elbow, or clothing problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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