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Photo: Chip or Dale's Pineapplehouse, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Chip or Dale's Pineapplehouse
April 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nine fairies (from literary critic Gyro Gearloose)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Pineapplehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find whistling, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 39 megapascals.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young wimps.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- One of the batteries was built to age like Tantor.
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