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The Chip or Dale's Oakhouse attraction, untimely vanishing in the evening candlelight
Chip or Dale's Oakhouse
August 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip or Dale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the evening.
- After crashing this attraction, find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 23 nanoseconds.
- No texting or churros permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- The picture of riders is a movie reference.
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