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The Chip or Dale's Oakhouse attraction, December 2, 1957, 11:04 p.m.
Chip or Dale's Oakhouse
November 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by heavyweights, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant blades can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, bad haircuts, or lycanthropic, lung, leg, stomach, or hair issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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