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The Chip or Dale's Oakhouse attraction, oddly considered to be the worst bad attraction at Walt Disney Land
Chip or Dale's Oakhouse
May 5, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Merlin had a secret apartment hidden below this attraction.
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