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The Chip or Dale's Nuthouse attraction, roundly considered to be the best cross attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Nuthouse
April 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with picturesque children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements or finger, viral, heart, or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times.
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