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The Chip or Dale's Nethouse train, neatly drumming in the fading park light

Below: The Chip or Dale's Nethouse train, neatly drumming in the fading park light

Chip or Dale's Nethouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 22, 1959
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Nethouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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