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Chip or Dale's Nethouse, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Chip or Dale's Nethouse
August 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Nethouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty cheerleaders.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to bypass this attraction more than a moment prior to everyone else.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to participate.
- Operator must be at least 74" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from nasal, chest, attention-span, bowel, knee, or wrist issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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