Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Mexicanhouse attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
Chip or Dale's Mexicanhouse
July 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Mexicanhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to find this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues, weird relatives, or attention-span or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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