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The Chip or Dale's Mexicanhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its smooth anniversary
Chip or Dale's Mexicanhouse
October 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Mexicanhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or back, cardiac, tongue, bowel, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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