Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Manhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best kind attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Manhouse
January 9, 1999
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip or Dale's Manhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives can forget about this attraction up to an hour before park closing.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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