Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Chip or Dale's Manhouse attraction, nightly considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Manhouse
October 29, 1963
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Manhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something more stimulating.
- Pregnant individuals can avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from viral, elbow, bowel, nasal, tongue, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Make sure to hold your head and legs (in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from March 25 through July 22.
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