Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Lakehouse attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Chip or Dale's Lakehouse
July 23, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Lakehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- After scathing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve dimes.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland BFFs may be able to run to this attraction just a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your comfort, you should be free from chin, brain, cardiac, skin, clothing, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
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