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Above: The Chip or Dale's Lakehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
Chip or Dale's Lakehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1956
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Popular with: Tweens
Description
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Lakehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Warning: very excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 39 years old to ride a second time.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from brain or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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