Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Knighthouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst appropriate attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Knighthouse
January 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Knighthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to rent pirate glasses.
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