Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Knighthouse attraction, merrily lifting in the evening sunlight
Chip or Dale's Knighthouse
March 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 17 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Three plusses (by "Wet Head" newsletter)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip or Dale's Knighthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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