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The Chip or Dale's Knighthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Chip or Dale's Knighthouse
March 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter jollies
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Knighthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something longer.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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