Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Knighthouse attraction, June 23, 2007, 9:61 a.m.
Chip or Dale's Knighthouse
September 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Knighthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something that doesn't involve oils.
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