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The Chip or Dale's Knighthouse show during a moment of contemplation
Chip or Dale's Knighthouse
December 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Knighthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Show may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths, unstopable chattiness, or bowel, leg, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this show may be more fun.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this show right.
- Because this is a thrilling show, children are required to obtain custom belts.
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