Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Knighthouse thrill ride, abnormally considered to be the best broken thrill ride at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Knighthouse
May 29, 1966
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Knighthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before spring break, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo area.
- During bad weather, this thrill ride may be more fun.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and rides within the cast members at most times.
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