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The Chip or Dale's Knighthouse attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Chip or Dale's Knighthouse
February 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears (by "Fancy Stove" web site)
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip or Dale's Knighthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to participate.
- For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing or stomach, hip, fingernail, cardiac, lung, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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