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Tiana's tramp-tripping photo of Chip or Dale's Hydrophonehouse
Chip or Dale's Hydrophonehouse
February 14, 1979
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip or Dale's Hydrophonehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times while it is in motion.
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