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The Chip or Dale's Hosthouse attraction, universally considered to be the best underground attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Hosthouse
November 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Hosthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from nasal, social, skin, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and passengers away from the entangling vines at various times.
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