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The Chip or Dale's Hosthouse ride at night
Chip or Dale's Hosthouse
July 19, 1972
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Hosthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this ride is home of the moaning spirit of a former cast member.
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