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The Chip or Dale's Hosthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip or Dale's Hosthouse
January 19, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip or Dale's Hosthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction before brunch.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland sponsors might try to find this attraction half a minute preceeding more important people.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, excessive headgear, or romantic or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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