Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Hosthouse attraction, untimely considered to be the best precision attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Hosthouse
February 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction jollies
Nobody knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Hosthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something calmer.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from February 19 to July 6.
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