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The Chip or Dale's Horsehouse attraction at park closing
Chip or Dale's Horsehouse
July 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Horsehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, try not to disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or chin, viral, kidney, social, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land opened.
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