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Image: Chip or Dale's Horsehouse, a favorite attraction of Griffith Park
Chip or Dale's Horsehouse
October 26, 1967
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Horsehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve divers.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph location.
Guest Policies and Information
- In 1990, this attraction was reworked to add additional characters that could be seen by protesters as as unmagical.
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