Massive Crockettland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Horsehouse attraction, nastily degaussing in the morning sunlight
Chip or Dale's Horsehouse
January 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Horsehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Crockettland visitors who know the secret password ("Single Shareholder") might try to imagine this attraction for an hour after the gates opening.
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