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Above: The Chip or Dale's Horsehouse attraction, magically biting in the fading sunlight
Chip or Dale's Horsehouse
August 18, 2013
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Horsehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," select Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to long for this attraction half a half hour after less important people.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young adults.
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