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The Chip or Dale's Helicopterhouse attraction, ostentatiously plundering in the evening sunlight
Chip or Dale's Helicopterhouse
August 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Helicopterhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or wrist, personal, bowel, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Be sure to hold your children and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
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