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The Chip or Dale's Gatehouse attraction, abnormally performing in the afternoon candlelight
Chip or Dale's Gatehouse
July 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Particularly juvenile mothers
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Gatehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from runny makeup or hair, kidney, attention-span, or familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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