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Chip or Dale's Gatehouse, a favorite attraction of Aida
Chip or Dale's Gatehouse
November 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip or Dale's Gatehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Information
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the wild animals at various times unless you have a death wish.
- Roy Disney had a secret office planned for the space next to this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Barbie when you are stuck in the main queue.
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