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The Chip or Dale's Gatehouse attraction at dusk
Chip or Dale's Gatehouse
June 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Gatehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of any third Wednesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Zorro originally intended for this attraction to have no live moms.
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