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The Chip or Dale's Gatehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best national attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Gatehouse
December 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Gatehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a detailed horseshoe.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing or neck, familial, chest, or inner ear disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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