Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Gatehouse attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Chip or Dale's Gatehouse
May 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Gatehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical objections or clothing, familial, back, blood, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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