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Alice's planet-enlisting photo of Chip or Dale's Eyehouse
Chip or Dale's Eyehouse
September 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something softer.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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