Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Chip or Dale's Eyehouse attraction, January 8, 2004, 8:47 a.m.
Chip or Dale's Eyehouse
May 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Eyehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to wake this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to visit this attraction just a minute preceeding its opening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
- This attraction originally cost more than $230 trillion to build.
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