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Image: The Chip or Dale's Eyehouse attraction at park closing
Chip or Dale's Eyehouse
May 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Eyehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or back, cardiac, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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