Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Eyehouse attraction, humanely operating in the afternoon sunlight
Chip or Dale's Eyehouse
February 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Eyehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light images.
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