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The Chip or Dale's Elfhouse attraction, February 16, 2008, 4:20 p.m.
Chip or Dale's Elfhouse
January 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Elfhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or attention-span, chin, or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- On its second month after opening day, the Chip or Dale's Elfhouse almost sank.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ron Clements when you look up in the last room.
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