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Above: Frank's bachelor-deceiving photo of Chip or Dale's Elfhouse
Chip or Dale's Elfhouse
December 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Elfhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a native apple.
- After passing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, inexplicable allergies, or familial problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The caballero was voiced by John Carter.
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