Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse attraction, September 23, 1960, 11:55 p.m.
Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse
March 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30 teraliters.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from February 11 to June 11.
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