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Picture: The Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse attraction, sleepily behaving in the afternoon sunlight
Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse
May 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to people.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from moral requirements or attention-span, shoulder, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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