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Ollie Johnson's parrot-lifting photo of Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse
Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse
January 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Donkeyhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 67" (in your bare feet).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- During storms, this attraction may explode.
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