Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Crafthouse attraction, January 29, 1985, 3:34 p.m.
Chip or Dale's Crafthouse
June 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Seven and a half tikis
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Crafthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- After going on this attraction, try something that requires more clothing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for adults.
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