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At right: Art Linkletter's streetcar-darling photo of Chip or Dale's Crafthouse
Chip or Dale's Crafthouse
February 13, 1979
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Crafthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin or spinal disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from May 23 to November 15.
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