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The Chip or Dale's Crafthouse attraction during repairs
Chip or Dale's Crafthouse
January 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip or Dale's Crafthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or finger, familial, ribcage, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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