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The Chip or Dale's Crafthouse attraction during repairs

The Chip or Dale's Crafthouse attraction during repairs

Chip or Dale's Crafthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1985
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Chip or Dale's Crafthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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