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The Chip or Dale's Cavernhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip or Dale's Cavernhouse
May 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Cavernhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hair, knee, inner ear, or neck problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the wild animals at all times.
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