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The Chip or Dale's Cavernhouse attraction, always considered to be the finest manic attraction at Disney Land
Chip or Dale's Cavernhouse
November 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Cavernhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical requirements, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
- Tron was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
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