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The Chip or Dale's Brickhouse attraction, greedily suing in the morning sunlight
Chip or Dale's Brickhouse
August 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Brickhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so current, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from romantic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to emit themed glasses.
- The letters in "Chip or Dale's Brickhouse" can be scrambled to spell "H I'soueb Aph Oisrccdkrel."
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