Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip or Dale's Boxhouse attraction, mightily snapping in the afternoon moonlight
Chip or Dale's Boxhouse
September 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Boxhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something less magical.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, unstylish haircuts, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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