Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Chip or Dale's Blockhouse attraction at dusk
Chip or Dale's Blockhouse
June 16, 1987
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Blockhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- In 2003, this attraction was rethemed to add images from the "Chip or Dale's Blockhouse" movie.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tim Burton when you visit the simple room.
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