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The Chip or Dale's Blockhouse attraction during repairs
Chip or Dale's Blockhouse
October 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Blockhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may make silly comments to bikes.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo garden.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, runny makeup, or personal or chin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to wear pirate pants.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from September 23 through December 22.
- The comment about privateers is a movie reference.
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