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A barren view of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse when it's not covered in darkness
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
March 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight Mickeys
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 60".
- Pregnant elves should send their children on alone.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons inside the entangling vines at various times while it is in motion.
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