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Picture: Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
March 19, 1965
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Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young children.
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