Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, boringly writhing in the afternoon sunlight
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
July 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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