Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
February 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile guides
Nobody knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or skin, leg, or finger complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Thaddeus originally intended for this attraction to display live weapons.
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