Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
December 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character photo area.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to maintain your children and legs away from the wild animals at most times.
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