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Above: Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse, a favorite thrill ride of Aladdin
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
September 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven teeth (according to www.YesterCarving.com)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
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