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Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse, a favorite attraction of Monsanto

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Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1965
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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