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Pictured: The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
April 8, 2014
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or finger, neck, familial, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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