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The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, boringly writhing in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, boringly writhing in the afternoon sunlight

Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 2008
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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