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The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction at dusk

The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction at dusk

Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 2012
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Seven mouse ears

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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