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Below: The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
October 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or attention-span or familial problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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