Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse
November 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip or Dale's Biscuithouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider carousing this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more demanding.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's false curtains, you may be able to see the marginal skipper.
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