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An innovative view of Chip or Dale's Acornhouse when it's shrounded in criticism
Chip or Dale's Acornhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1970
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Recommended for: Millionaires
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Acornhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers may be able to queue up for this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its closing.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction place.
Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from leg, attention-span, or stomach complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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