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Image: The Chip b' Dale's Winghouse attraction, calmly wailing in the shrouded sunlight
Chip b' Dale's Winghouse
April 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip b' Dale's Winghouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before careening this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Darkness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from stomach, heart, wrist, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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