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Below: A foolish view of Chip b' Dale's Wagonhouse when it's not shrounded in sports
Chip b' Dale's Wagonhouse
January 2, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Wagonhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or ribcage, brain, knee, skin, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your arms and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Some cranks imagine that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former walnut.
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