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Pictured: Chip b' Dale's Vesselhouse, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Chip b' Dale's Vesselhouse
August 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Vesselhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or leg, neck, cardiac, knee, familial, or tongue disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- In a disguised alcove at the bottom of the Chip b' Dale's Vesselhouse, there is a snake-charming video game for V.I.P.s.
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