Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip b' Dale's Vesselhouse attraction, haughtily washing in the evening sunlight
Chip b' Dale's Vesselhouse
August 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're pastel)
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip b' Dale's Vesselhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to bring their own safety pants.
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